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Apr. 28th, 2006 @ 08:30 pm
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I have become a myspace whore. All my shit is on myspace now. I know, I'm a whore. But I leave you with this one thing: 
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Feb. 21st, 2006 @ 07:12 pm
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So here I am. I should be at work right now, but Jonny had to go and scare the shit out of everybody again. Turns out he bumped his head where his valve is, and Jessie, being the good baby sitter, asked how big his valve should be. So naturally, I'm freakin out. I get home, he's fine, but I think she did the right thing. Plus he is running a low grade fever and took a 5 hour nap without eating lunch. Well, one of the signs of a shunt malfunction is lethargy, so that scared the hell outta me again. But what happens? The same shit that always happens (well, 9 out of 10 times anyway). He scares the fuck out of everybody, and as soon as I get home, he's fine. Acting like himself. I attribute the sleepiness to the fact that the little bugger has been waking up in the middle of the night for a couple hours, and not really napping during the day. The low grade fever he may have gotten from his cousin, who was staying with us on thursday since he couldn't go to day care and I was off. Wow. That's really all I gotta say. So I started him with the Motrin to keep his fever in check, and he's gotta be watched for the next 24 hours for other signs of a malfunction. God damn.Current Mood:  blah Current Music: a suprisingly large amount of punk lately |
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So I'm doin this build for my buddy Phil. Turns out he has a bad motherboard. Yippie. Plus, my hours got changed at work. I now work anywhere from 10a to 230a Saturday thru Thursday. More fun. Pam's been on a fuckin rampage lately, and I have no idea why, but to thell with it. Eventually, sometime within the next month or 2, I'm gonna pick up an MP3 player for work and the gym, so that should be cool. Speaking of the gym, I don't see any visible results yet, but I sure as hell can FEEL the results. That's okay though, I know it will take a little bit fot the results to show up. On the positive side, I ran a barely-sub-8 minute mile the other day, which is kick ass since I haven't been able to do that since like grade school/junior high. But overall, I think everything is goin pretty good right now. I just wish I had my Firefighter II certificate, cuz there's a bunch of departments hiring right now, but they want the FFII cert before you can apply. Oh well, another thing I gotta work on. Speaking of work again, I'm also trying to get into a couple of union jobs. Real unions. Not this company owned 707 bullshit that I have now. I figured what the hell is the point of bitching to my union steward about shit going on at work when they ain't nothing but another friggin suit for the company? With a REAL union you start at 70% of scale until your apprenticeship is done. SO if you get into a good one that pays worth a fuck, your STARTING pay is like $17-22 an hour. How kick ass is that? Plus they got WAY better benifits than I have now, with a REAL retirement plan and REAL insurance. So I figured what have I got to lose? Okay, other than the $25-40 application fee per union, but if I get in, in the end it will all be worth it. Aight, gonna play with the kid for a bit before I wake up Pam and go to the gym, pick up the house, and do some laundry.
You kids have a good time, drive safe, always wear a condom, see ya in a bitCurrent Mood: awake Current Music: MP3 player worthy keep you up playlist |
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No, I don't mean the one where the fat lady sings, although if it weren't for AntiVir, the fat lady may have had to sing on my hard drive. This piece of shit browser should be avoided at all costs! I tried to open one of my web sites so I can bookmark it. http://www.keygen.us It turns out for one reason or another, while it doesn't throw up virus warnings left and right when I open it with IE or MFF, as soon as I opened it with Opera, AntiVir started going apeshit. Which leads me to this conclusion:
While some people think that Opera is a wonderful browser, in my opinion it's the most useless, vile, and virus imbedded piece of shit out there.
It's a damn good thing I have a kickass antivirus, it's a better thing that I just got done updating the vdf file, and you know what the best thing of all is?
You can have the virus ridden Opera web browser for the low price of: FREE!
Of course, then you have to add in time to get rid of the viruses and possibly the money, time, effort, and energy for a new hard drive and reinstalling all the shit you just lost.
And one more thing, directed to Shane and all Mac users (but mostly just Shane):
I'm sure you're laughing while you're reading this, cuz it's about viruses and all, so.....
Fuck you, dude. Fuck you, your Mac, and all things that are Apple made (unless you count pie and it's alcoholic variant, pie shots), and a major fuck you to all the virus makers in the worldCurrent Mood:  pissed off |
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You know, I was reading all of my back log, and I realized something...... there's only a couple of entries out of like almost 20 where I DON'T say the word "fuck." So I just thought I'd get this out of my system, and try to stop saying the fucking word "fuck" all the time. Here goes:
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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It took 2 fuckin hours this morning to go from Plainfield to Elwood. It only took a half hour to get back. They let me go home early and for the nest week and a half because of training purposes.... that's fine, but I lose out on the big $ checks. Not too big of a deal. Bu then, I get the bright idea to change Pam's headlights on her car to the Silverstar brand ones.... $40 for the set. I THEN had to pay an extra $4 for gloves cuz it was fuckin cold, and then an EXTRA $2 for a fuckin screwdriver. I dropped one of the parts and the headlight, so I had to go back home to get a coat hanger and fish them out. 20 minute project, 2 fuckin long cold hours. You want to hear my theory as to WHY it took 2 hours???
IT'S A GOD DAMNED FORD!
And oh yeah, did I mention:
IT'S A GOD DAMNED FORD!
That's all. Wanted to bitch a bit. Nothing more, nothing less.
You kids have a nice long night of good hard fuckin
Dec. 1st, 2005 @ 09:44 pm
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Well, didn't realise that it has been that long since I updated last. Fuck romar. Goddammed cocksucker pieces of shit. Fuckers let me go. But it's kind of a good thing, see, cuz i haven't taken my meds in a couple days and have been doing fine, really. And i've only had to take one antacid. PLUS on the flip side, they canned me for being late since my last write up, but here's the thing...... i wasn't late since my last write up. Need to find me a little something called a contingency lawyer. At least i think that's the right term. You know, one of them dudes where you don't have to pay them for shit unless they win your case.
In other news, Jonny is walkin a helluva lot more, which is cool. Little man just had an MRI done on Monday. As far as we know everything is cool.
I guess that families really do follow tradition. I just thought about something: my dad was fired from Romar back in the late 70s early 80s or thereabouts....... Like father like son. eh?
Oh well fuck it. Looking for a new job isn't as hard as i thought it would be, and neither is playing mr. mom. Hopefully i'll have something soon, but it's all good.
To all the guys at Romar.......
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you I'm out.
Oct. 27th, 2005 @ 12:58 pm
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| » WOOOOO HOOOOOO! |
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Crazy pills. Gotta love 'em! They're like fuckin Jay's potato chips: can't eat just one. But for real, I just started taking them, and it takes up to 2 weeks to start working. God I hope it's sooner than that!
Sep. 9th, 2005 @ 07:38 pm
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So it's official. I have finally, for real, gone crazy. I was sitting on the couch on Friday eating dinner, and all of a sudden I started to shake really bad and sweat, and I couldn't handle anything. Same thing happened today at work. Doctor says I was having anxiety attacks, and that since it was only 2 episodes I don't need medication........ yet. Should I have a couple more within the next couple of weeks I will need the medication. It fuckin sucks. 25 years of putting up with other people's shit, growing up in the ghetto, moving like 7 fuckin times in 5 years, and NOW I fuckin get them???? I don't understand it. I also had to get my blood drawn today for some testing, which includes thyroid, red and whit blood cells, blood sugar, and a few other things. AND since I woke up yesterday with a bruise that I don't know how it got there and it's not going away just yet, I'm getting tested for skin cancer as well. Just another reason I need to eat those goddammed antacids like fuckin candy. In any case, dinner is almost ready and I gotta feed the kid. Just thought I'd give an update, albeit a frightening one.
Aug. 30th, 2005 @ 06:46 pm
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Hells yeah! Bakc online, with DSL, happy as a little fat computer nerd can be. Pam's workin 2 jobs, and we're making a dent in the medical bills from the boy's surgery. Now if I can just find a way to get the fuck out of Romar.............
Jun. 30th, 2005 @ 05:31 pm
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So Pam and her sister are at it again, Jonny is standing up on his own, I got turned down on one job in Rockford but still have a few more apps out there, and life in general is stressful as hell. Just thought I'd update. Later
May. 15th, 2005 @ 08:13 pm
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| » :mumble mumble mumble bitch bitch mumble mumble mumble: |
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Yeah, that about sums it up. It's been one helluva week, and it's only getting better. The search for a new job is all but futile. There's no point. And it looks like we're gonna be stuck at her ma and dad's for longer than I would like. On the plus side, we have a friend that lives in Rockford, says shit is reasonably priced, jobs are opening up, and it's still only about an hour from Children's Memorial. We may be moving there. Or here. Or whatever the fuck, but the sooner we can get out, the easier it will be for all of us..... well, except her mom. She overreacts to a lot of shit, and I know that she'll probably cry the day we move out, especially if it's an hour away. Oh well, fuck it. On the flip side, it looks like Shane's sister is gonna FINALLY fuckin graduate, plus he has some kick ass old school shit for his Dreamcast that I've been playing the hell out of. In any case, I shall leave you with a few words of wisdom from Mitch Headburg:
Have you ever noticed that at the end of the McDonald's commercials they say prices and participation may vary? I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. I don't wanna particiapte in shit. Cheeseburgers? NOPE! We got spaghetti! And blankets. But we are in no way affiliated with that clown. He attracts too many children.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
I don't think that I could stay at a bed and breakfast, because I think that by the end of the day I would start to get hungry. "Damn, is this all you guys have? You need to point me in the direction of a chair, lunch, dinner." I need to open up a chain of chair lunch dinners right across the street from the bed and breakfasts. I'd be like hey, why don't you guys come around.... 1. But you have to leave at 11, cuz you ain't sleepin in the fuckin chair.
OIHFodshfOIFHEDFo:IDFhDGFkHDGLHVCXndvDSKLKNFGSD:LKRJDFi,
MATT
May. 5th, 2005 @ 09:31 pm
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Heeeeeeeeyyyy Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude! So how the fuck is everybody now? Have to excuse my typing because the keyboard I'n typing on has about half the letters rubbed off and Jonny is crawling all over me right now. He's growin up way too goddammed fast, but it's cool. Possibly ditching work tonorrow, cuz I'm sick of that shit. Found a new, unfortunately dead, comedian named Mitch Headberg. He just says all kinds of random shit, and I laugh my balls off every time. Here's an example: I bought a parrot once that talked, but it did not say I'm hungry, so it died. You gotta hear it to appreciate it I guess. Anyways, thought I would do a quick update. Jonny's getting into shit again, and it's past the little guy's bedtime. Smell ya later, poopcicles.
Apr. 29th, 2005 @ 09:37 pm
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God damned piece of shit dial up. Lordy how I love god damned piece of shit dial up. Well, at least I can update all of my shit now, which has been GROSSLY outdated by about a month and a half. Still trying to get a new job, as I have now nearly killed approximately 1/2 of the people I work with in my department. Needless to say, things aren't going all that well in MattLand right now. Oh well, can't really do a damn thing about it. Although the sex life is picking up a little bit. Who knew that moving in temporarily with Pam's mom and dad would increase her sex drive? Must be the whole fear of being caught thing. I guess it's not all that bad. I mean, we find one way or another to go out and smoke once a night. And now, yet again, I just got bitched at, "So you can't check a website for me, but you can update your journal. Doesn't it go faster if you have nothing going?" Women. All they do is bitch, and I'm about fucking tired of it. Anyways, gotta go. TTYL.
Punching, kicking, biting, and doing what I can to keep sane,
Matt
Apr. 18th, 2005 @ 09:55 pm
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Hey all. It's been a while since I wrote last. We are officially (almost) moved into her ma and dad's house. Yippee. Actually, it isn't all that bad. I mean, we have a live-in baby sitter, and they pretty much leave us alone. Got a halfway decent setup in the loft, and it will get a little better once her sister moves out. Doesn't sound like a bad gig, huh? In any case, I still don't have my puter hooked up, and in the meantime I have to deal with a 1.2 processor and dial up. Henceforth, the BLEARGH! In any case, quick update.
Feb. 28th, 2005 @ 07:14 pm
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I thought this was pretty fuckin cool. Pam was on the 2-way with our friend Kim. Pam told Jonny to say hi, and he went to kiss the phone. As soon as he did that, Pam said, "Thank you for giving Aumtie Kim a kiss, now say Hi." and he let out a MAJOR burp into the phone.
My kid fuckin rocks.
Feb. 22nd, 2005 @ 04:33 pm
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| » AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! |
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Ok, so here's the deal. It looks like even though we're probably going to get park approval and financing, they're going to be out of our reach. So option #2? Move in with her parents. Fuck. I guess it won't be too bad, and there's a double edged sword thing going on with jobs right now. I shot myself in the arm with a staple gun today at work. Don't sound too bad, ja? Well the thing is that the staples are 3/4 of an inch long, and I probably had a good 11/16 of an inch in my arm. Luckily my buddy Bob pulled it out for me, and it didn't need any stitches, butterfly, etc. On the plus side of the job thing, I am applying tomorrow at Stepan Chemical for a forklift job. Don't want to say too much about it as to not jinx the whole thing, but it's more $ and union. That's all I'm gonna say about that, to quote Forrest Gump. In any case, it's kind of late for my old ass, so I need to wash some bottles and have a smoke and go to bed. Good night, kids.
Feb. 21st, 2005 @ 10:50 pm
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Fortune cookie fun:
You know how when you have a fortune cookie and 9 out of 10 times you can add the words "in bed" at the end? Here's the one I got today:
In order to take, one must first give.
Now add "in bed" to the end of it. Thought it worked perfectly
Feb. 20th, 2005 @ 05:46 pm
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| » It's fun time, all over again |
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Hey all, it's Saturday. We have to go to a birthday party for one of my cousins kids. I think this year will be a little more fun because we have Jonny, so we have a kid to play with all the others this year. But yet again, it's Spider Man. 3 years in a row now. Not that I mind Spider Man. He's one of the coolest comic book characters of all time. But why 3 years in a row? Has commercialism of comic books taken over? That would really suck. I mean, the video games are cool (see last post for the video games kick ass post, as I said before video games kick ass), and even the Punisher one looks pretty bad ass (yet again with the ass thing. I'm not gay..... really), but come on. Spider Man? Again? I'm SO not looking forward to this. Also, today I lose an awesome neighbor, but I got a really good friend out of the deal. Yes, boys and girls, Adam, Sandy, and John are moving. That's ok, we'll be moving soon, as well. Here's hoping we get that house and everything works out affordably. Just thought I'd post some ideas and whatnot. Have fun, be safe, practice whatever kind of sex you want, just so long as the kid isn't mine. LOL!
I love my family, but it's too goddammed big.
Feb. 19th, 2005 @ 11:54 am
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Well, it's officially after midnight where I live. Guess I'm not too much of an old fuck. Lol. I also thought of some more advice I found handy in the past half hour or so:
Girls are no substitue for a Playstation (or PS2, PSP, XBOX, GCN, et. al) (Thanks, Shane)
Cartoons kick ass
Video games kick ass
My kid kicks ass
I'd like to kick some ass
Cartman: Why does everything today have to do with something either coming into or going out of my ass?
Guys get a piece of ass, girls get some dick
If a girl says she wants a piece of ass, does that mean she's breakin out the strap on?
My boss REALLY smells like ass. Maybe even worse than ass. Haven't quite figured that one out yet.
I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny
And so ends more useless rambling from some whacked out, fucked in the head, got married and had a kid and life became really fuckin hard but I wouldn't trade it for the world, old fart.
Maybe I'll try that over rated thing called sleep now.............
Feb. 19th, 2005 @ 12:08 am
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